Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?

You marry him!

Like and Love
What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'?
Answer: spit and swallow!

Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:

My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible. I'm a virgo and he's an asshole!

Imagine this
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up.

She replied, "You mean imagine that it's good?!"

In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them!

First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me.
Am I the first man?"

She looked up and said, "Why does everybody ask me that?!"

Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?

Call her/him on the telephone!

Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?

Having sex!

Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?

They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!