Another Clinton Joke...
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The nation!

Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politicain that had his hands in his OWN pockets.

Congressional Question?
If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Gov't
Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!

Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

A: You only have to teach them to take off!

Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!

Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discounted every Presidents Day.

Name a...
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.

A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.

No drinking in April
You should "never" drink during tax season.

"You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!"

President "online"
What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser?
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