10 things to never say to a naked man...
Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:

10: Awww...that's cute
9. Well, at least you're good at other things
8. Do you think it'll fit my old Barbie? clothes?
7. My li'l brother has one like that.
6. Are you cold?
5. ::giggles::
4. Maybe we should just be friends
3. Can you make it dance?
2. Umm...maybe you should get dressed
1. Oh...look...its hiding!

A Perfect Woman Is...
What's the definition of a perfect woman?

a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.

c) The economy model fucks all night and, at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.

Q:What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.

Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?

They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Let the bitch do it by herself.
or
None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?

A: Hey...Nice Tits!!!

Computer And A Woman
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:

A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy for it?

Money!!!

Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?

Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!

Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.